August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "I'm going to be so many things when I grow up, I don't even know if I can handle that."  and a few minutes later...
Mom: "Are you going to work at KEPR Action News when you grow up?"
Marjorie: "Yes!"
Mom: "What are you going to do?"
Marjorie: "I'm going to do what you do.  I'm going to tell people to do their VOSOT's."

August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "Mom, did you know you're taking up the whole couch?"

August 29, 2012

Marjorie: "Whoa, my leg just randomly came out of my shorts."

August 20, 2012

Marjorie: "I have as many muscles as a cow."

August 18, 2012

Marjorie at movie/songs put on by local Christian church: "Why is EVERY song about Jesus?"

August 3, 2012

Vivian: "I love you, Marj."
Marjorie: "I already knew that, Vivian."