August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "I'm going to be so many things when I grow up, I don't even know if I can handle that."  and a few minutes later...
Mom: "Are you going to work at KEPR Action News when you grow up?"
Marjorie: "Yes!"
Mom: "What are you going to do?"
Marjorie: "I'm going to do what you do.  I'm going to tell people to do their VOSOT's."

August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "Mom, did you know you're taking up the whole couch?"

August 29, 2012

Marjorie: "Whoa, my leg just randomly came out of my shorts."

August 20, 2012

Marjorie: "I have as many muscles as a cow."

August 18, 2012

Marjorie at movie/songs put on by local Christian church: "Why is EVERY song about Jesus?"

August 3, 2012

Vivian: "I love you, Marj."
Marjorie: "I already knew that, Vivian."

May 9, 2012

Marjorie: "I have the grossest ears ever.  Vivian has the grossest nose ever.  And Elliott has the grossest eyes ever.  What's the gross thing on you, mom?"

January 24, 2012

Marjorie (pretending Vivian was pregnant like Mommy): "Here Vivian, lie on this table.  I'll pop that baby out, give you a popsicle and send you home."

January 21, 2012

Marjorie: "Mom, Vivian pooped in her bed."
Mom: "You mean it's in the bed?"
Marjorie: "No, she picked it up in her hand."
And then dad was running down the hall...

January 18, 2012

Marjorie: "I think when I'm going to grow up I'll just be a mom."
Mom: "Well, what else did you want to be?"
Marjorie: "A hula dancer or a cheerleader."
Mom: "I think you could still be that, too.  What do you think Vivian wants to be when she grows up?"
Marjorie: "A Dora cake."