December 3, 2010

Marjorie (with a naked bum): "I need something to cover my full moon."

December 2, 2010

Marjorie (flopping on the chair): "Gato, I had a tough day at Jen's."

November 30, 2010

Marjorie: I'm Sleeping Beauty and you be the prince.
Mom: Hang on just a second (as I type)
Marjorie: But the prince doesn't work at KEPR Action News.

November 21, 2010

Mommy: "We need to drop Daddy off at his work so he can pick up his car."
Marjorie: "So we can race?"
Mommy: "No, we're not going to race."
Marjorie: "If you get a Jeep you can race."
Mommy: "Where am I going to get a Jeep?"
Marjorie: "In a parking lot."
Mommy: "Yeah, well, not today."

November 17, 2010

Mommy: "Time to put the (video) game away and go to bed."
Marjorie: "But if I close my eyes I won't be able to see my game."

November 16, 2010

As I button her shirt...
Marjorie: "I look like a man in this."
Mommy: "Why do you think that?"
Marjorie: "Because it has man sleeves."