January 18, 2015

Marjorie: "Who's that guy?" (as Paul Allen raises the flag for the start of the game)
Mark: "It's Paul Allen. He owns the Seahawks."
Marjorie: "Russell Wilson is a slave?!"

December 17, 2014

Elliott: I have a mouth and I want to talk. You have eyes. Do you see my wantin' to talk?"

Undated

I found these in another draft and not sure when they were from, but all Marjorie quotes.

"I want to jump in this book."
"I love you so much." "I like you forever."
"What this smells like?"
"You'll never get it now - I'm Swiper Marj!"
"Stop, plane, we want to get on you."

June 11, 2013

Babysitter Nicki: "How was your trip to Florida?"
Marjorie: "Fine, but my brother was naughty on the plane.  This guy kept glaring at my mom and she was like, 'dude, it's not like I'm sitting here reading a book, I'm trying to keep him quiet."

June 11, 2013

Babysitter Nicki: "How was your trip to Florida?"
Marjorie: "Fine, but my brother was naughty on the plane.  This guy kept glaring at my mom and she was like, 'dude, it's not like I'm sitting here reading a book, I'm trying to keep him quiet."

August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "I'm going to be so many things when I grow up, I don't even know if I can handle that."  and a few minutes later...
Mom: "Are you going to work at KEPR Action News when you grow up?"
Marjorie: "Yes!"
Mom: "What are you going to do?"
Marjorie: "I'm going to do what you do.  I'm going to tell people to do their VOSOT's."

August 30, 2012

Marjorie: "Mom, did you know you're taking up the whole couch?"