December 3, 2010

Marjorie (with a naked bum): "I need something to cover my full moon."

December 2, 2010

Marjorie (flopping on the chair): "Gato, I had a tough day at Jen's."

November 30, 2010

Marjorie: I'm Sleeping Beauty and you be the prince.
Mom: Hang on just a second (as I type)
Marjorie: But the prince doesn't work at KEPR Action News.