September 30, 2011

Marjorie: "Mom, one of my pretend friends died. He was playing with plastic bags in his bed."

September 13, 2011

Marjorie: "Mom, was Callie in your tummy?"

September 12, 2011

Marjorie (eating pancakes): "What's this on the edge of my plate?"
Mom: "That's syrup."
Marjorie: "Why is it brown?"
Mom: "That's what color syrup is."
Marjorie: "Oh, I thought it was diarrhea."