January 24, 2012

Marjorie (pretending Vivian was pregnant like Mommy): "Here Vivian, lie on this table.  I'll pop that baby out, give you a popsicle and send you home."

January 21, 2012

Marjorie: "Mom, Vivian pooped in her bed."
Mom: "You mean it's in the bed?"
Marjorie: "No, she picked it up in her hand."
And then dad was running down the hall...

January 18, 2012

Marjorie: "I think when I'm going to grow up I'll just be a mom."
Mom: "Well, what else did you want to be?"
Marjorie: "A hula dancer or a cheerleader."
Mom: "I think you could still be that, too.  What do you think Vivian wants to be when she grows up?"
Marjorie: "A Dora cake."